My favourite pants are ganging to dry. So I'm wearing my skinny jeans.

They have fake front pockets, leaving me using the paltry pockets on my butt. Keys and wallet fit, but my phone is peaking out an inch.

My shirt isn't long enough to hide it. But my "men's" sweater does. By less than a centimetre.

I also have to put conscious thought into sitting down. So I don't break my phone, or stab my butt with my keys.

#StopFakePockets

Me: I'm pretty sure this isn't one of my pairs of jeans.
Wife: Well it sure doesn't fit me.
Me: Maybe, but these pockets don't fit half of one of my phones in the two front pockets combined...

#pantswithpockets #girlsdeservepockets #stopfakepockets

Me: I'm pretty sure this isn't one of my pairs of jeans.
Wife: Well it sure doesn't fit me.
Me: Maybe, but these pockets don't fit half of one of my phones in the two front pockets combined...

#pantswithpockets #girlsdeservepockets #stopfakepockets