Me: I'm pretty sure this isn't one of my pairs of jeans.
Wife: Well it sure doesn't fit me.
Me: Maybe, but these pockets don't fit half of one of my phones in the two front pockets combined...

#pantswithpockets #girlsdeservepockets #stopfakepockets

Me: I'm pretty sure this isn't one of my pairs of jeans.
Wife: Well it sure doesn't fit me.
Me: Maybe, but these pockets don't fit half of one of my phones in the two front pockets combined...

#pantswithpockets #girlsdeservepockets #stopfakepockets