Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ESObi-Wan: You must do what you feel is right, of course.
Luke: What if I feel like banging my sister?
Luke: Good golly, it's lucky you have these compartments.
Han: I use them for smuggling. Even if I could take off, I'd never get past the shaving cream.
Obi-Wan: Leave It to Beaver.
Han: You damn fool! I knew you were gonna say that! 
Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? Or The Beaver? 
The Beaver: What am I supposed to do now? 
Obi-Wan: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough [...]
Luke: What is it?
Obi-Wan: Your father's tricycle.
Luke: Really? Wow! Can I ride it? Say, yes! Please, please, pretty please!
Obi-Wan: Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
Luke: Hmm.... you've never heard of Mar-a-Lago, I take it.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Fart, as if millions of jerks suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I hope something wonderful has happened."