An #email from #GrubHub:

"One less thing on your plate πŸ‘"

You bloody dumbasses! You've just added one **more** thing to my plate with your unsolicited piece of spam. Now I have to dispose of it. It won't take long to delete it, but it is not nothing, and it is something that now I have to do that previously I did not have to do.

Whatever you think your email did, it certainly did not help.

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Awww... I got my first spammer on the YouTube channel associated with this account. They're so cute.

Here if you post some cryptic message without an explanation, I'm most likely to ignore it. Do it too often, and I'm going to mute or block you.

On YouTube my approach is similar. If you post a cryptic message, I'm not going to ask what you are talking about or Google it, I'm going to remove it.

#YouTube

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Alright, so Consumer Reports sends me an email:

"Time Is Running Out!"

I shit you not. My actual reply to them:

"Really? Why don't you run after it?"

 

And of course, I got a reply email indicating that the mailbox is not monitored... blah... blah... blah...

 

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I just got an email from LensCrafters saying "Understanding Product Circularity."

I haven't read it, but I guess it goes

"Glass lenses are round. The End."

A clueless intern strikes again?  

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