Sun Power Level: Over 9000 Thanks to Tiny Magic Light Magnifiers

#SolarGate #SunnySideUp #PowerHungry #GreenWithEnvy #LensCrafters By: TheJestPress.com SOLAR VALLEY, CA—In a breakthrough that’s sure to leave shade-lovers shaking in their crocs, scientists have unveiled a new solar panel design capable of concentrating sunlight so intensely that even Dracula took one look and cancelled his Home Depot credit card. Dubbed the "Micro Lens Approach" by engineers (who…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/08/06/sun-power-level-over-9000-thanks-to-tiny-magic-light-magnifiers/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Error-after-error, noncommunication, & a month's wait notwithstandin', #LensCrafters finally came through with my new prism bifocals.

I must concede it was well worth it.

Beyond the generous concessionary microfiber cloth (retail value: $15--I'm not makin' that up)...the glasses sound FANTASTIC!

#furrymusic #FurryMusician #atonal #banjo #glasses

You know you’re an old fart when going to the eye doctor is a major event. I ordered two new pairs of glasses. This time the progressives will also be transitions. Oooooh, babie!

https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/04/27/glasses/

#eyeDoctor #glasses #iphoneography #lensCrafters #photography

I just got an email from LensCrafters saying "Understanding Product Circularity."

I haven't read it, but I guess it goes

"Glass lenses are round. The End."

A clueless intern strikes again?  

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