"Good god. I'm so hungry! What ever shall I do?"
"Fear not! Snack-Man is on the case!"
"Snack-Man! Wow!"
"Here. Have a snack!"
"Thank you Snack-Man! What would I ever do without you?"
"That snack is $50."
"What?"
"You think they grow on trees? Come on now, $50."
"But I don't have $50."
"Okay. I can advance you $50, but you'll have to repay me at an interest of 300%."
"I don't have much choice, I guess."
"No, you don't."
And thus Snack-Man made his living from tossing snacks at unsuspecting folks.
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