South Australia Battles Green Soup While California Fights Its Latest Crisis

#AlgaeApocalypse #BloomBoom #CaliforniaDreamin #SlipperyStreets #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com As South Australia valiantly battles an onslaught of fluorescent green algal bloom, California—never one to be out-bloomed—has announced its own luxurious, artisanal bloom sweeping the state with completely avoidable fanfare and the scent of, well, rotten seaweed. Los Angeles residents awoke this…

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