The peranual struggle of being jealous of someone with a race car bed, Kirk Van Houten breaks down how others are jealous of him.

He talks about dealing with jealousy and how sometimes you have to lie to yourself to get through the day.

All this plus bonus life lessons on this edition of Simpsons Wisdom

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Krusty the Clown On Celebrity.

Krusty shows us the hollow nature of celebrities and how they are just walking billboards, he turns a hard light on who it is you think you can look up to and show everyone has a price.

Would you sell your soul for fame? Find out Krusty’s answer in today's editorial of Simpsons Wisdom.
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Is Kirk Vanhouten working for big cracker or is he just a xenophobe that doesn't want Italian Meals in schools? In this era of high fruitose this and red dye that make sure you start your kids day off right with healthy nutrition.

All this and bonus life lessons in today's Simpsons Wisdom

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Homer teaches us today to make sure that we not only cease the day but are grateful for what we have. In this modern world where more, more, more is often pushed at us from all sides grounding and gratitude often get pushed to the floor much like split beer.

Learn more about how split beer is a metaphor for life, and urine for death in today's Simpsons Wisdom post.

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Bart teaches us a very important lessons about fast fashion and saving the planet.

It turns out all those cries of eat my shorts really was an eco rebellion protest. You thought Lisa was the environmentilist in the family.

If you have ever thrown away a clothing item after just one wear, this post is for you

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Milhouse: On Optimism

When life is getting you down always remember that life can come up Milhouse, your luck can turn around seemingly randomly and you never know when it will turn

So hold onto that optimism and never give up even when things seem bleak

If you have ever felt like a Milhouse then check out today's Simpsons Wisdom post

https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-190200838?r=7gfqpi

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Comic Book Guy: McDonald's

Who needs friends when you have Ronald McDonald and his near endless supply of room temperature, ageless burgers.

Learn about how Comic Book Guy has dedicated his life to the golden M and has later come to regret it.

If you eat at McDonald's you should read today's Simpsons Wisdom post

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Reverend Lovejoy: Religion

Reverend Lovejoy says how we all need to come together and realise all religions are really just the same, all the wars, all the conflicts all the persecution was ultimately fought over the same thing.

He was then promptly defrocked and excommunicated.

Come and see Reverend Lovejoy’s Last Sermon only in today's edition of Simpsons Wisdom.

https://simpsonswisdom.substack.com/p/reverend-lovejoy-religion?r=7gfqpi

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Principe Skinner on Cancel Culture

Skinner says who needs the police when you have a vengeful mob.

In many ways Skinner reflects a lot of online discourse these days.

What do you think is better mobs or the police?

Find out more with today's Simpsons Wisdom post

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In today's Simpsons Wisdom post Homer opens up a new front in the culture war, against the intolerance coming from those who claim to be lactose intolerant.

The discrimination against cows and dairy products has gone on for too long and he is taking a stand.

See what you can do to fight back against this growing intolerance below

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