Simpsons Wisdom

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Taking Simpsons quotes and turning them into satirical life lessons
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Marge tells us the secret to a happy marriage, pretending to be interested in things you aren't. Talking an interest in your partner's work even if you think it's boring, or asking about their hobbies can be a great way to make them feel special without spending a dime

https://simpsonswisdom.substack.com/p/marge-simpson-on-marriage?r=7gfqpi

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Marge Simpson On Marriage

"I act like I'm interested in his power tools... and some things I'll tell you about when you're older"

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Intelligence isn't measurable it is something that is natural to us, whilst some people may not understand what Rhetorical means, or be able to say the word trampoline. They can know other things intelligence is in the eye of the beholder

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/homer-simpson-on-intellectualism?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

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Homer Simpson On Intellectualism

"Do I Know What Rhetorical Means"?

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Childhood is dangerous this is an inescapable reality Ralph knows even if it makes the adults around him uncomfortable.

Modern parents can't protect kids from everything. whether that is a child being thrown through a window thinking they are a brick or falling off a school bus.

Where does the line lie between modern over protective parenting and the need for danger in childhood find out in this Simpsons Wisdom post

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/ralph-wiggum-on-childhood?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

Ralph Wiggum On Childhood

"I'm in danger!"

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In this day and age of “getting your bag” it has never been more important to look at the negative side of business and the social harms it can have on a person.

Herein Mr Burns addresses this, to him dedicating yourself to business at all costs is a good thing however his more lonely moments show otherwise.

Before setting out on your path to business excellence make sure to take a look at this post

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/mr-burns-on-loneliness?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

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Mr Burns On Loneliness

"Friends, family, religion. These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business"

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Has modern technology made our lives easier or harder, Homer Simpson believes the answer is the latter. Whilst many people may think that AI, smart homes and computers power the modern world it has created a skills divide and it has lead to people feeling embarrassed and shut out of the digital landscape.

In this edition of Simpsons Wisdom we are debating the pros and cons of modern technology and looking for the any key together.

Check it out

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Simpsons Wisdom (@simpsonswisdom)

Has modern technology made our lives easier or harder, Homer Simpson believes the answer is the latter. Whilst many people may think that AI, smart homes and computers power the modern world it has created a skills divide and it has lead to people feeling embarrassed and shut out of the digital landscape. In this edition of Simpsons Wisdom we are debating the pros and cons of modern technology and looking for the any key together. Check it out

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Grounds Keeper Willy teaches you lessons for how to cope with defeat and how even when victory seems certain you should never take things for granted.

Willy teaches how for Sporting Greatness you need to be able to lose, to overcome and to learn in order to win the fight, match, or tournament.

https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/c-247633795?r=7gfqpi

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Grounds Keeper Willy teaches you lessons for how to cope with defeat and how even when victory seems certain you should never take things for granted.

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The peranual struggle of being jealous of someone with a race car bed, Kirk Van Houten breaks down how others are jealous of him.

He talks about dealing with jealousy and how sometimes you have to lie to yourself to get through the day.

All this plus bonus life lessons on this edition of Simpsons Wisdom

https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/c-245013266?r=7gfqpi

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The peranual struggle of being jealous of someone with a race car bed, Kurt Van Houten breaks down how others are jealous of him. He talks about dealing with jealousy and how sometimes you have to lie to yourself to get through the day. All this plus bonus life lessons on this edition of Simpsons Wisdom

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Krusty the Clown On Celebrity.

Krusty shows us the hollow nature of celebrities and how they are just walking billboards, he turns a hard light on who it is you think you can look up to and show everyone has a price.

Would you sell your soul for fame? Find out Krusty’s answer in today's editorial of Simpsons Wisdom.
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https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/krusty-the-clown-on-celebrity?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

Krusty The Clown On Celebrity

"I heartily endorse this event or product"

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Principal Skinner doesn't think children are the future and has a few choice insights into modern parenting, to find out what they are and how you can set your child on a path to greatness check out today's Simpsons Wisdom post.

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https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/principal-skinner-on-children?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi.

Principal Skinner On Children

"Oh, come on Edna, you know as well as I that these kids HAVE no future! Ha! Prove me wrong, children!"

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Is Kirk Vanhouten working for big cracker or is he just a xenophobe that doesn't want Italian Meals in schools? In this era of high fruitose this and red dye that make sure you start your kids day off right with healthy nutrition.

All this and bonus life lessons in today's Simpsons Wisdom

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