Simpsons Wisdom

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Taking Simpsons quotes and turning them into satirical life lessons
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in today's quote Homer teaches us the importance of wonder and remaining open to it in an ever more cynical world, whilst at the same time telling us to not lose ourselves in delusions and fantasy.

A must read for anyone in the online space

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/homer-simpsons-on-wonder?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

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Homer Simpsons On Wonder

"I'm a chicken, Marge"

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Ralph Wiggum On The Complexities of the Human Pallet

Ralph strips through the noise to tell us about flavours beyond our imagining. Fresh from this comments regarding the national train network and pet ownership, Ralph is here to share with us some more insights.

A cross between a poet and Guy Fiere.

If you too want to learn how to taste like a pro check out today's Simpsons Wisdom article

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/ralph-wiggum-the-complexities-of?r=7gfqpi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

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Ralph Wiggum: The Complexities of the Human Pallet

"They taste like burning"

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Do you leave things to future you? Are you one for procrastinating on a problem? Do you often leave things for tomorrow?

In that case then Homer Simpson has some words for you, about the idea of life as being a race to avoid your problems and the need ultimately in the end to accept accountability.

Everyone has to face the music, will you? Check out this twice weekly installment of Simpsons Wisdom for more.

https://simpsonswisdom.substack.com/p/homer-simpson-on-futurism?r=7gfqpi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

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Homer Simpson On Futurism

"That's a problem for future Homer. Man, I don't envy that guy"

Bart teaches us a very important lessons about fast fashion and saving the planet.

It turns out all those cries of eat my shorts really was an eco rebellion protest. You thought Lisa was the environmentilist in the family.

If you have ever thrown away a clothing item after just one wear, this post is for you

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/bart-simpsons-on-recycling-and-fast?r=7gfqpi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

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Bart Simpsons On Recycling and Fast Fashion

"Eat My Shorts"

Milhouse: On Optimism

When life is getting you down always remember that life can come up Milhouse, your luck can turn around seemingly randomly and you never know when it will turn

So hold onto that optimism and never give up even when things seem bleak

If you have ever felt like a Milhouse then check out today's Simpsons Wisdom post

https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-190200838?r=7gfqpi

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Milhouse Van Houten: Optimism

"Everything is coming up, Milhouse"

Edna Krabappel: On Self Hate

The Ha as it turns out was always at her, Edna takes aim at sarcasm when she really wants to take aim at herself.

Find about the self hate epidemic in Springfield.

Learn to love yourself in today's edition of Simpsons Wisdom

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/edna-krabappel-self-hate?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

Edna Krabappel: Self Hate

"Ah, sarcasm. The last refuge of the unimaginative"

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Comic Book Guy: McDonald's

Who needs friends when you have Ronald McDonald and his near endless supply of room temperature, ageless burgers.

Learn about how Comic Book Guy has dedicated his life to the golden M and has later come to regret it.

If you eat at McDonald's you should read today's Simpsons Wisdom post

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/comic-book-guy-mcdonalds?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7u27kv

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Comic Book Guy: McDonald's

"Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix"

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Reverend Lovejoy: Religion

Reverend Lovejoy says how we all need to come together and realise all religions are really just the same, all the wars, all the conflicts all the persecution was ultimately fought over the same thing.

He was then promptly defrocked and excommunicated.

Come and see Reverend Lovejoy’s Last Sermon only in today's edition of Simpsons Wisdom.

https://simpsonswisdom.substack.com/p/reverend-lovejoy-religion?r=7gfqpi

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Reverend Lovejoy: Religion

"Have you ever thought about one of the other major religions, Ned? They're all just as good"

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Principe Skinner on Cancel Culture

Skinner says who needs the police when you have a vengeful mob.

In many ways Skinner reflects a lot of online discourse these days.

What do you think is better mobs or the police?

Find out more with today's Simpsons Wisdom post

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/principal-skinner-cancel-culture?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

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Principal Skinner: Cancel Culture

“There's no justice like angry-mob justice”

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In today's Simpsons Wisdom post Homer opens up a new front in the culture war, against the intolerance coming from those who claim to be lactose intolerant.

The discrimination against cows and dairy products has gone on for too long and he is taking a stand.

See what you can do to fight back against this growing intolerance below

https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-189544758?r=7gfqpi

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Homer Simpson On Combating Intolerance

“Son, I will not stand for intolerance”