Simpsons Wisdom

@SimpsonsWisdom
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Taking Simpsons quotes and turning them into satirical life lessons
Link to Substackhttps://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

Marge is dropping some parental wisdom on you. Stop being a passive parent staring at Tiktok as your kid runs around like a terror, stop being a hyper involved parent who can even let your kid blow it's own nose. Step back and remember all you need to do is love them

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/marge-simpson-on-parenting?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7viouo

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Marge Simpson: On Parenting

"Well, if loving my kids is lame, then I guess I'm just a big lame"

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The world is a big place you should explore it and learn of other cultures otherwise you become dependent on stereotypes like Marge. This is the danger of Isolationism

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/marge-simpson-on-isolationism?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

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Marge Simpson: On Isolationism

"You know how unpredictable the French are. One minute they're kissing a girl's hand, the next minute they're chopping off her head."

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Come and listen as Homer explains to you market forces and the value of a rock. You never would have known the man of jebus was also fluent in free market economic principle.

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/homer-simpson-on-supply-and-demand?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

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Homer Simpson: On Supply And Demand

Lisa, I’d like to buy your rock

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Bob teaches us the very simple lesson that you miss 100% of the chances you don't take and motivation is key with any goal. You cannot let distractions like singing show tunes get in the way.

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/sideshow-bob-on-motivation?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

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Sideshow Bob: On Motivation

"Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry"

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Porn gives people a warped view on sex and Edna wants to teach people what real sex looks like, as a woman of the world and one of the most sex positive on the show, Edna has significant insights.

Learn the truth below

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/edna-krabappel-on-porn?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

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Edna Krabappel: On Porn

"she faking it"

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Homer tells us to embrace new technologies and to evolve as the future waits for no one. Even if new technologies seem scary there is no better time to learn about them.

Remember they do have internet on computers now

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/homer-simpsons-on-technology?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

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Homer Simpsons: On Technology

"Oh, so they have Internet on computers now"

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Whether you're a Rylo person or a member of the Fandom Menace, Ralph reaches across the divide with his tnougful insights of a franchise in danger.

To learn Ralph's full diagnosis check out the post below.

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/ralph-wiggum-on-star-wars?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

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Ralph Wiggum: On Star Wars

"I bent my Wookiee"

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Ralph talks about his inner anarchist and the need to burn it all down a very understandable feeling in this current day and age. However it is down to us all to either listen to our inner leprechaun or not.

Learn more about Ralph's view on archaism in today's post

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/ralph-wiggum-on-rebellion?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi

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Ralph Wiggum: On Rebellion

"That’s where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things"

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Milhouse critiques the modern media eco system and the lack of risk taking, suggesting that Hollywood would rather churn out old ideas than fund new ones.

A timely tale in the age of A.I

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/milhouse-on-corporate-cynicism?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7viouo

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Milhouse: On Corporate Cynicism

"He's back! In Pog form"

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Jasper talks about a modern scourge in our society jogger, speed walkers and those out training for marathons.

Sometimes a person wants to walk down a sidewalk with running into any of that fancy walkin

That's a paddling

https://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/jasper-beardsley-on-exercise?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7viouo

Jasper Beardsley: On Exercise

"The Sidewalks For Regular Walking"

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