Figgy gots a favrit ball
All waynbowy and bwite
In his mouff, he karrys it
Den bishisly he bite

Later on, da mama find
Da ded wemains he chewed
In da litterboks dere be
Da waynbow ball he pooed

#CheddarPoetry #SillyBaby #BallsNotForEats #WaynbowPoopy #FinCameButNotFinishNoms
#CatsOfMastodon

Figgy gos inside
And gwabs himself a ball
Figgy runs outside
And starts to play wif ball
Figgy pounce and chase
And caches kwik da ball
Figgy bunnykiks
And has himself a ball

#SillyBaby #HePlayWifHisBallDenForgottedItOutsideOnDaGwass
#MamaPutFinsNomsInHisHous #DeyWasEated

Baby Figgy, on his leash,
He runs and climes da twee.
In da bwanches, sitting hi,
He sings out, oo ooo eee!

Den he cwies cuz he get stuk,
I hear and come to see
As da mama climes up hi
To set da baby fwee.

#CheddarPoetry #SillyBaby #HeClimeTooHi #HeSkareMama #FinEatedHisNoms

Figgy comes, he ses lets play!
But I still in my bed.
Nip and bite, I take my paw
And place it on his hed.

Figgy stops and looks at me,
He likky liks my paw.
Den he runs away jus as
Da mama starts to aww.

#CheddarPoetry #SillyBaby #FinEatedHisNoms #CatsOfMastodon

Figgy gos inside his hous
He hides but has no fear
I go pounce, but wen I turn,
He nips me in da rear!

In his hous, he hides agen,
We bop and hit and play.
Den I nips his baby paw
Befor I walks away.

#CheddarPoetry #Spycam #SillyBaby #FinEatedHisNomsLate #CatsOfMastodon

We come inside
After lots play
We go to our bols for a snak

Figgy den sleeps
Closely, I pass
Den gib him a big brudder smak!

#CheddarPoetry #iBoppedHimNice #HeFalledRiteBakToSleep #SillyBaby #MamaNotGetItOnViddyo #IWantedBakOutsideButMamaSedNo #DenIhadASad #FinEatedHisNoms #CatsOfMastodon

Figgy be a nana feef
He fink da peel a toy
He gwabbed it from da mama's hand
He be a silly boy!

He runs away all happy pwoud
Eksited bout his find
But den he see it not taste good
So he leeb it behind

#CheddarPoetry #Figgy #SillyBaby #NanaFeef #NanaPeelNotANom #FinEatedHisNoms #CatsOfMastodon

Figgy be a nana feef
He fink da peel a toy
He gwabbed it from da mama's hand
He be a silly boy!

He runs away all happy pwoud
Eksited bout his find
But den he see it not taste good
So he leeb it behind

#CheddarPoetry #Figgy #SillyBaby #NanaFeef #NanaPeelNotANom #FinEatedHisNoms #CatsOfMastodon

Liddle Figgy
He go PUFF
He twies too look
All big and tuff

But he still small
A ball of fluff
Nobuddy skared
Of baby bluff!

#CheddarPoetry #SillyBaby #Puff #FiggyPuffAtDaPuppy #DaPuppyNotSkared #IComeAndStandBetweenDaPuppyAndFiggy #DenFiggyChaseHisLeash #FinEatedHisNoms #CatsOfMastodon