Covidiocracy#WhenYouElectMe, weβre fixing toilet paper. All TP sold in the US will have to carry a label adhering to a standard unit of measurement, the Wipe-Inch, defined as one square inch of one side of the TP, regardless of ply count.
No more guessing βcan 4 ultra rolls wipe more ass than 6 mega rolls?β Youβll just be able to compare the Wipe-Inches number on the package. π§»π©