Ah, yes, I have plenty of experience at Go i3, a large corporation known primarily for its Debian Nix work 🙄

#shitrecruiterssay

"Here at Scadomoosh, we are putting human connections first..."

"In this AI-first role, you will..."

🤔

#ai #softwareengineering #ShitRecruitersSay

But now we have a clear winner here:

'We see a future largely free of diseases with a 150 year lifespan being a norm. To get there, we are building [...] to bring tomorrow's ideas to life quickly and at a reasonable cost.' #shitrecruiterssay

"Video Security Cloud Enterprise Architect" … Alter, was bitte?!

#ShitRecruitersSay #LackIstBillig

'You understand *all* aspects of software development.' #shitrecruiterssay
[Emphasis mine.]

But then again, 'a desire to learn and improve.'
To improve?! Improve *what*?!

'Junior Software Developer (with Mainframe)' #shitrecruiterssay

Also, BYOD, I presume.

'We currently have a vacancy for [a job title here], to offer his/her services as an expert who...' #shitrecruiterssay

But on the other hand, you've already managed to fill all the essential positions within your Accounting Department.

'Seeking world-class talent to join the world’s leading [and here goes the lengthy description of the employer].' #shitrecruiterssay

I'm afraid the only candidate of that proportion that comes to my mind has been too busy killing Twitter lately and so he might not be open for a new opportunity at the moment.