My direct sale back-end printer can't produce a chapbook as small as #savagedBySystemd. It's a few pages too short.

I solve problems. By creating worse problems.

Have you ever been #SavagedBySystemd?
Asked Bookfunnel to join the audiobook beta. Now to remove #savagedBySystemd audiobook from retailers.

holy crap, bookfunnel delivers audiobooks!

I need to sell #savagedBySystemd direct.

Copyeditor two years ago: "Please, never ever send me anything like #savagedBySystemd" ever again. EVER."

Copyeditor tonight: "Given a choice between SbS or TLS and SNMP, write all the explicit porn you want."

Just so you know:

Amazon declares they can deliver paperbacks of #SavagedBySystemd before Valentine's Day.

https://amzn.to/3tfM0Fa

@mansr

That's what #savagedBySystemd is for.

Did my monthly check on Amazon book reviews. Top of the list for each name?

A one-star on #savagedbysystemd because they totally missed the joke and didn't read the description.

A three-star on #pammastery because it didn't contain what they wanted, only what was in the book description.

Welcome to being a writer. People judge your work based on what they want, not what it is. Here's your boot to the head, get back to the keyboard. â€‹

Okay, enough whinging. Back to the keyboard.

#savagedbysystemd just hit the front page of Hacker News.

Again.

Pretty sure that HN cycles through the same news stories over and over again, as they burn through crops of young wanna-be "founders" over and over again...

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23911700

Savaged by Systemd: An Erotic Unix Encounter | Hacker News

#savagedbysystemd First night I read half of it... then I couldn’t sleep at night thinking about it, wondering about what I had just read...
Second night I read right to the end of it. Unbelievable!

But #spoileralert it has a happy ending!

@mwlucas have you ever thought of making an anime short film out of it? Something like #animatrix