Why is this so fucking hard and complex? It's not rocket science! As rocket scientists will tell you, rocket science is much simpler!

#RocketScience
#Frustrated
#SatanicPlot
#Help'sNoHelp

I want "Help" to be local & actually relevant instead of launching a browser I don't want open & trying to connect to a server that there's no data allowance for & that gives me irrelevant information in any case. Cheese&Rice! Give me the good old days of MS-DOS & early Macs that had EVERYTHING right there!