Erika EnsignDec 10, 2024
In which Hermioneigh’s flanks are guarding the group’s flanks, Naiasa’s heart is under a bench, Paulie is short and didn’t see much, N’iss bites a brain, and Frittath’ha wonders if any of her friends resist fire. Oh, and Tony is not gonna tell the party how to live, but he will tell them how they’ll die.
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https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/479
Friendship Bracelets! (Total Party Kill 479)

This episode wraps up Sarah of Yellowcrest Manor with these lessons: Once you reach the Big Bad, you should just set him on fire. A surprise round is one stab, one fire. And most importantly, rule number one of identity theft is “hide the body.”

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Erika EnsignDec 3, 2024
In which Paulie un-mouses, Frittat’ha declines “travel stew,” Hermioneigh reenacts STOMP, Niassa’s only plan is murder, and Ni’ss wants to burn this mother down.
#TPK #Candlekeep #SarahOfYellowcrest #DnD
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https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/478
Sleep Without Trace (Total Party Kill 478)

This week’s lessons: After you break into a house, you look around. Night is the optimal time for evil. Small farming towns have no commercial district. And most importantly, murder is not a complete plan.

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Erika EnsignNov 26, 2024
In which Ni’ss is haulin’ an elf, Paulie didn’t see nothin’, Frtttat’ha is strolling through the rug district, Naiasa makes a reservation with LairBnB, and Hermioneigh gets a job. Oh, and Tony doesn’t want to manage an unconscious body.
#TPK #Candlekeep #SarahOfYellowcrest #DnD
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https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/477
It's Earthquake Weather (Total Party Kill 477)

This week’s lessons: Geography is just map history. Murder holes are surprisingly expensive. If nobody’s heard of you, you’re not an A-list cult. And most importantly, the best kind of heist is when the players steal the campaign from the DM.

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Erika EnsignNov 19, 2024

In which Ni’ss learns Hold Person is a great kidnapping spell, Frtttat’ha throws a rug at a cabbie, Paulie is almost a bump in the road, Hermioneigh charges, and Naiasa is specced for murder.

#TPK #Candlekeep #SarahOfYellowcrest #DnD
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https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/476

Never Turn Your Back on an Awning (Total Party Kill 476)

The good news: Paulie invents “pants of holding,” and N’iss invents “napkidding” (reverse kidnapping). The bad news: due to a small earthquake and a large centaur, the horses are down.

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Erika EnsignNov 12, 2024

In which Paulie has a book in his pants, Frittat’ha investigates, Hermioneigh follows her own hoofprints, Naiasa wants to drug a servant’s wine, and N’iss impersonates a ghost.

#TPK #Candlekeep #SarahOfYellowcrest #DnD
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https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/475

CSI Waterdeep (Total Party Kill 475)

The Candlekeep crew heads to Waterdeep to meet William Faerl, an elf with a helluva hat, and to play “Good Cop, Good Cop, Neutral Cop, Bad Cop, Bad Cop.” Or is it “Good Cop, Bad Cop, Horse Cop, Little Cop, Lizard Cop”? No, no, of course it’s “Good Cop, Bad Cop, Big Cop, Little Cop, Fake Ghost Cop”!

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Erika EnsignNov 5, 2024

A new #Candlekeep mystery! And even better, it starts with a ✨️!research montage✨️!

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https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/474

Open and Shut Case (Total Party Kill 474)

Another Candlekeep mystery begins with—you guessed it—more book problems for Frittat’ha, Hermioneigh, Naiasa, N’iss, and Paulie.

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