The worst thing about that Scotland performance is that the strip is class, but the players were dross.
We shouldn't have used that kit for a performance so mediocre. That is a kit for legends.
You've tarnished the kit, lads.
You've tarnished the kit.
Steve Clarke needs to work on the Terrorball. This is insufficient Terrorball.
Japan has a population of 123.4 million.
Everyone is getting a run-out in this game.
Except Reo Hatate.
Scotland has given me a migraine.
I love the absurd.
That somebody managed to keep recommending Nat Patterson as a professional footballer is the type of long-term shit-post worthy of total respect.
Scotland easily needs to up the Terrorball in the second half.
We need at least a 25% hoof it towards McTominey increase. And a 33% increase on kicking Japanese players.
Shit-housing numbers have never been so low. The failure to utilise McGinn's dump truck is embarrassing.
Twerk it, John. Twerk it.
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