I was trying to look for a self-hosted spreadsheet and I return defeated.

#NocoDB at the end of the onboarding surprises with a quiz which slop extruders you know.

#Grist: third feature is an «“AI” “Assistant”» and later OpenRouter.

#Baserow: branded “AI” “assistant”

#Directus: MCP upfront

#undb: .cursor

#Rowy: whatever the fuck is this shit in the image attached.

Did I just step into some data-driven “AI” Hell™?

#ai #slop