Rein 🔞🔓Nov 5, 2024

how your coworker looks when he is working from home.

#femboy #programming #10xdeveloper #rockstardeveloper #arch

LotographiaSep 1, 2023

#RockstarDeveloper joins company.

Rockstar Developer expends hefty resources rewriting the app to use cool new software pattern they read about in the society pages. This results in user issues but eventually the app stabilises to perform the way it used to.

Rockstar Developer leaves company.

New developers join company.

New developers find software pattern confusing and suggest ways to improve it. Their suggestions would revert code to original state.

Rockstar Developers. Not even once.

Degrees of FreedomJul 28, 2023

Here's a programming language that makes code in the form of 80s hair metal.

#Rockstar #RockstarLanguage #HairMetal #PowerBalllad
#RockstarDeveloper
https://codewithrockstar.com/

Rockstar

Rockstar is an esoteric programming language based on the ‘lyrical conventions of 1980s hard rock songs and power ballads.’. It was created by Dylan Beattie in 2018.

Rockstar
Show threadMark GardnerJan 26, 2023

A guide to #SoftwareDeveloper #job advertisements: (2/2):

• “ #RockStarDeveloper ”: You will work very long hours with impossible deadlines
• “we have an urgent need”: Our other #RockStar just left and no one understands the code
• “dynamic environment”: Our leadership keeps changing priorities
• “self-starter”: We have no process
• “passionate”: Perseveres through regular death marches