A guide to #SoftwareDeveloper #job advertisements: (1/2)

• “work on cutting-edge technology”: Do what everyone else is doing
• “a fast-paced environment”: Your job will be constantly firefighting
• “must be a team player”: Must not question authority
• “able to work with minimal supervision”: You’ll be the one we blame when something goes wrong
• “an #Agile team”: We have daily #StandUps
• “a market leader”: Recently started making a profit