'Beaches,' But Make It A Crooked Cop And A Proud Boy

Not that anyone ever asked for that.

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Who Is Posie Parker And Why Is She The Worst?

Please do not confuse her with Parker Posey, who is the best.

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David DePape's 'Bizarre' Rant Largely Indistinguishable From Regular Conservative Rants

Honestly we have heard a lot weirder.

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