Wouldn't It Be Nice For Republicans If We Shut Up About Abortion Already?

That is pretty rude of us.

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'Beaches,' But Make It A Crooked Cop And A Proud Boy

Not that anyone ever asked for that.

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'Humiliated' Cops Sue Afroman Over Song About Them Raiding His Home For No Reason

They didn't give him permission to use their likeness!

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