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Remember the old days? Weren't they great?

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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and… man, I wish I hadn’t.
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The hardest thing is to find a black cat in a darkened room, especially if… hey Schrödinger! L’il help?
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"if you didn't make it on time, make it anyways and see what happens later"

Study the past and know how stupid you are now

Study the past if you would defy the future.