With the discussions (and sometimes just cussing) around daylight savings time, and the present attempts by the Trump administration's distractions from the Epstein files, I suggest the introduction of "EpsteinTime". As in, "it's been 3 weeks EpsteinTime that the US has been bombarding Iran" or "the Striat of Hormuz blockade has lasted 17 days", EpsteinTime.
This time designation can be used for other Regressive Conservatives as well as they distract the public from the illegal or unethical behaviours of their administration like the Daniel Smith government enacting medical and education guides to distract from their wasting money on acetaminophen contracts that happened a year ago EpsteinTime …