🎉 Ah, the ancient art of *not* confessing your childhood misdemeanors to the FBI on a clearance form—truly a skill only the unwitting embrace! 📚 Who knew that reading a dusty old book could lead to a life of *international intrigue* and redacted blunders? 😂
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