@BillySmith
A "some arsehole" initiative sounds great.

We were prompted into action recently when glass broke. We had to find a newspaper (ie. #realEstateSpruiker) to wrap the broken glass in, that's literally the only time we seek out a #MurdochRag these days.

The wind sock at the local #football oval needs to be patched up a bit.

"Would you like a new grandstand with that?" said #Australia's PM and Chief #RealEstateSpruiker.

#moneyPrinterGoBrr #scottyFromMarketing #hyperInflation #goldPlating #boondoggles