(opening a letter from the national bowel cancer screening program)

"Oh, I need to send my poo to the government" #PumpkinSays

"I can't drink. If I have one beer I will pass away!" #PumpkinSays
*reading the sign on the side of a building*
"Barristers and Solicitors? That's a strange combination. I guess the solicitors drink a lot of coffee?" #PumpkinSays
"Do you remember Beat Saber?"
"No I don't, how do you save them?"
"Save what?"
"The bees, how do you save them?"
#PumpkinSays

"I think they're playing music from Spotlight."

"From Spotlight?"

"Yeah, from Spotterfly"

#PumpkinSays

*Let's wake up early tomorrow so we can have lunch!" #PumpkinSays