A neurologist was diagnosing a man who had lost the ability to do basic math. "What's 9 plus 9?" "12". "What's 8 and 8?" "10". The doctor shook his head. "Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?" The man thought for a second and answered "1E". "Aha, I've figured it out!" The doctor said. "Somebody's clearly put a hex on you."

#programmerJoke

What is your buffering system for plates out of your cupboard?

Are you a first in-first out kind of person, or are you an absolute deviant who has a plate at the bottom of the pile that hasn't seen food in decades?

Please share for a true record.

#geek #nerd #programmerjoke

Merry Christmas! #ProgrammerJoke

(Yeah, this is a rerun.)

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25

#ProgrammerJoke

Alright. I'm trying to pass a test case. I change code. Now 51 test cases are not passing :D

#programming #programmerjoke #programmerhumor

You can always fix the test case rather than your code :D #programmerjoke #programming #programmerhumor #deltachat

There are some test cases from DeltaChat's message parser. Test cases were wrong, brackets aren't part of the spec.