@mattjhodgkinson

Indeed I will, as my petition has been rejected by the petitions committee.

"It calls for an action relating to a particular individual, or organisation outside of the UK Government or Parliament."

"In any case we can't accept petitions about honours or appointments, including appointments to the Privy council. Appointments to the Privy Council are made by the Sovereign and are for life."

So that's that.

#BorisJohnson #PrivyCouncil

Add the following to your character sheet:

Pocket tape of prodigious length & strength

Mistress LaCuve, the gatekeeper, steps down from the dais to a manhole cover in the far corner. She inserts a key and recites the chapter’s common prayer “Righty tighty. Lefty loosey”. You hear the movement of a locking mechanism. The gatekeeper heaves open the circular iron covering. Your drow eyes can make out the iron ladder which will take you into the Deep-Works.

#SpireRPG #WeirdCisterns #PrivyCouncil

The masked quartermaster speaks "You have chosen a tape measure taken from the defeated corpse of the Aelfir wizard, Righteous-Green-Lizard. This is a storied relic made from iron-spider silk - it is lightweight, rumoured to be indestructible, and of miraculous length - the old tales tell that no one has yet unwound it in its entirety.

Before I hand it over you must formally identify yourself"

#SpireRPG #WeirdCisterns #PrivyCouncil

"That wiley old cannibal & his carnivores are not to be trifled with but if she is there then we must have her back at the altar. You will traverse the tunnels, extract the Countessa from King Teeth’s jaws & reunite her with her betrothed. St. Marius guide you on your quest.”

The quartermaster speaks “take a holy relic of the Order of to aid you in your journeying.” Three items are laid out: a measuring tape, a pair of sturdy boots and a set of keys.

#SpireRPG #WeirdCisterns #PrivyCouncil

The "Royal Meat Eater" has sent us a message, up the pipe, from his “Summer Palace” as he so styles it, hidden somewhere in the Deep Works. He claims to have the Countessa in his possession. A guest of his court, no less. No mention of a ransom, just a polite notification. “Noblesse Oblige”. We don’t know if he intends to eat her or marry her - maybe both.

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