President Camacho would have listened to his advisors.

His advisors would have been chosen by their intelligence.

#PresidentCamacho

Just over here waiting for the announcement from #PresidentCamacho that he will be celebrating the U.S. Marine Corps' 250th birthday on Monday with a parade or something...

#Marines #USMC #SemperFi #marinecorps250thanniversary #marinecorps250 #marinecorpsbirthday

Behold, the words of an idiot:
"Defense is too defensive. We want to be defensive, but we want to be offensive, too. Seems much more appropriate."
- President Camacho

#PresidentCamacho #idiot #WarDepartment #DepartmentofDefense

Likewise, President Trump is doing his country no favors by talking the way he does. Everything out of his mouth causes problems, I don't like it, and it better stop.

#presidentcamacho

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No surprises here, right? The man said the Declaration of Independence is a "declaration of love and unity" - what does anyone expect from #PresidentCamacho ?
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Shouldn't we just stop celebrating Presidents Day before #PresidentCamacho renames it after himself?

#presidentsdayweekend #holiday