Plastic Apocalypse: From Baby Bottles to Grandpa’s Hip Replacement Crisis

#PlasticPocalypse #EcoLOL #HealthHazard #NotFantasticPlastic #SatireSnackPack By: TheJestPress.com **World in $1.5tn ‘Plastics Crisis’: Scientists Recommend Wrapping Babies in Bubble Wrap to Build Immunity** In a shocking report this week, scientists revealed that humanity is currently “neck-deep in plastic, both figuratively and literally,” with the world officially entering a $1.5 trillion…

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