Void your vowels! Now! Or the phlogiston will win!

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#phlogiston #vowels

I asked ChatGPT about alternative terminologies for dark matter:

Advantages of the Term "Cosmic Gravitational Anomaly"

Neutral and Descriptive:
The term "Cosmic Gravitational Anomaly" is neutral, avoiding assumptions about the nature of the phenomenon, while being descriptive of the observed effects on spacetime.

Encourages Exploration:
By not presupposing that the anomaly is due to matter, it encourages researchers to explore a wide range of possibilities, including energy-based explanations.

Improved Communication:
This term can improve communication with both the scientific community and the public, clearly indicating that the phenomenon is a gravitational effect observed on a cosmic scale.

So from now on it's called CGA. Thank you. #CGA #darkmatter #epicycles #phlogiston

Probably a question I should aim at the astrodon.social instance, but then again this isn't an #astronomy question as much as one from speculative/sci-fi...

What would the universe look like if #darkmatter & #darkenergy turned out to be as real as #phlogiston & #aether?

Is a consistent universe even possible then, or does it devolve into locally inconsistent physical laws?

What weirdness should we expect to see?