Up in the vineyards again. It's foggy and spooky. Ravens caw.

🐅 Looking at the hill with the tigers, I can't see it. This fog would make it very easy for a tiger to sneak up on me. I remain confident that my #ButtSmell will protect me in any tiger encounter.

Penises (penii?) are popping up. Perhaps the #PenisTricks I did yesterday had an influence in this, perhaps not. I make no claim thereto.

Gah. NRB. (No Reason Boner)

*bends back boner, puts a peanut puff on head, and launches it across the room, where it is retrieved by a cat, and placed at my feet for a repeat performance*

#PenisTricks