Blippy the Wonder Slug ๐ฉ๐ชHarley is zoned out in my #ButtSmell.
My butt smell
Brings the cats to my seat
Where they breathe in deep
Of my butt smell
They breathe in deep
Then they go to sleep
In my butt smell
I joke about tigers in the vineyards, because there's a "home for retired circus tigers" on the next hill over.
๐คฃ๐คฃ There is a very small, but not 0, chance of encountering an escaped/freed tiger up here. ๐
That will be the day I find out if my #ButtSmell superpower translates to big stripey kittys.
Harley chills on my wheelchair, enveloped in my #ButtSmell.
๐ I am always having to move kittys off of my seat.
There is a home for retired circus tigers on the next hill over.
๐ I have a not 0 chance of running into a tiger up in the vineyards. It's vanishingly small, but not 0.
How far is the nearest tiger to you?
Anyway, I remain confident that my #ButtSmell will see me safely through any such hypothetical tiger encounters.
To whit; I came to the couch for a nap, whereupon she immediately moved to a fresh #ButtSmell.
Pussy Galore curls up in my napping station on the loveseat, right where my butt normally rubs about.
๐ I am constantly removing kittys from my seat, and remain convinced that my "superpower" is my #ButtSmell.
๐ Also why I don't worry about stray tigers when I'm up in the vineyards.
My butt smell ๐ถ
Brings the cats to my seat
Where they breathe in deep
Of my butt smell
They breathe in deep
Then they go to sleep
In my butt smell ๐ต
Harley is passed out in my #ButtSmell again.
I am constantly removing kittys from my seat. Something about my butt rubbings makes them want to settle in and visit the Land of Nod.
This has been a phenomenon with every cat I've ever been around.
*shrugs*
It's my superpower.
@JackTheCat
I remain confident that my #ButtSmell will see me through any hypothetical tiger encounter. ๐
I remain confident that my #ButtSmell will see me through any hypothetical tiger encounter. ๐
Up in the vineyards again. It's foggy and spooky. Ravens caw.
๐ Looking at the hill with the tigers, I can't see it. This fog would make it very easy for a tiger to sneak up on me. I remain confident that my #ButtSmell will protect me in any tiger encounter.
Penises (penii?) are popping up. Perhaps the #PenisTricks I did yesterday had an influence in this, perhaps not. I make no claim thereto.