Mastodawn

I spent all of December warning people about the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion. I pointed out they don’t belong in the Arctic and they must be up to no good. I even used the Greenland flag in some posts. Did anyone listen? No! Penguins were in all kinds of decorations this Christmas!
🇬🇱🐧🇦🇶
#Trump #Greenland

Ratatosk™Jan 21

Still thinking of Pingu, who is still upset he wasn’t allowed to travel to the North Pole to meet Santa last month.
🎅🏼❄️🐧
#PenguinAwarenessDay
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion

Ratatosk™Jan 6

I didn’t want to mention this on National Bird Day, but ever since I started posting about the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion, Big Penguin has been trying to silence me and limit my reach on social media.
📱🐧🇦🇶
#BigPenguin

Ratatosk™Dec 31

Now is a good time to stock up on Christmas ornaments for next year.

Looking for a healthy, nature-based alternative to penguin decorations? Buy polar bear ornaments!
🐻‍❄️🎄🐧
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#2026MMM

Ratatosk™Dec 23

This gift wrap paper is a lie! In reality, the heroic polar bear here would eat that invasive penguin — if a penguin somehow managed to swim up to the Arctic Ocean from Antarctica.
❄️🐻‍❄️⚔️🐧🇦🇶
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#polarbear #Christmas

Ratatosk™Dec 22

This festive polar bear-themed game came so close to holiday perfection, but ruined it all by including a tiny image of a penguin.
🐻‍❄️🎄🏆🇦🇶🐧
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#polarbears

Ratatosk™Dec 21

Christmas decorations with polar bears beside penguins? Don’t Graphic Arts programs have a mandatory geography or biology course?
🐻‍❄️🎄🐧
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#Christmas

Ratatosk™Dec 17

Another brazen Antarctic penguin trying to get in on the Christmas action at the North Pole.
🎄🚫🐧
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#Penguin #Christmas

Ratatosk™Dec 11

Do you know where penguins and polar bears hang out together as plushie friends? No where!

Penguins do not naturally live in the Arctic, and if they did, hungry polar bears would eat them.

Polar bears are Santa’s security.

🎄🎅🏻🐻‍❄️⚔️🐧❄️🇦🇶

#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#2026MMM #polarbears

Ratatosk™Dec 6

Some people are trying to facilitate a reconciliation between squirrels and penguins at Christmas, but this can only happen when penguins return to the southern hemisphere.
🐧🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#Christmas #SantasCrew