Ratatosk™Now is a good time to stock up on Christmas ornaments for next year.
Looking for a healthy, nature-based alternative to penguin decorations? Buy polar bear ornaments!
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This gift wrap paper is a lie! In reality, the heroic polar bear here would eat that invasive penguin — if a penguin somehow managed to swim up to the Arctic Ocean from Antarctica.
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This festive polar bear-themed game came so close to holiday perfection, but ruined it all by including a tiny image of a penguin.
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Christmas decorations with polar bears beside penguins? Don’t Graphic Arts programs have a mandatory geography or biology course?
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Another brazen Antarctic penguin trying to get in on the Christmas action at the North Pole.
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Do you know where penguins and polar bears hang out together as plushie friends? No where!
Penguins do not naturally live in the Arctic, and if they did, hungry polar bears would eat them.
Polar bears are Santa’s security.
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All these tell-all pre-Christmas interviews with North Pole insiders, but when will the @NewYorker do a Q&A with me about the threat penguins pose to Santa’s reindeer?
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Does Pingu’s family celebrate Christmas in the Antarctic summer, or have they moved to the Arctic?
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Socks with penguins wearing Santa hats? “Feet don’t fail me now!”
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It’s official, #ChristmasNeedsNarwhals! Probably to help keep penguins away from Santa and the North Pole.
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