I call this art piece “When you’re in Greenland and your Airbnb doesn’t have a banana stand, so you make one with an elastic hair tie and a camera tripod." https://xiomaro.com/event/greenland/

#photography #xiomaro #Greenland

Donald, it’s getting hard to tell if you’re leading the nation or just waiting for the nurse to bring your afternoon pudding. 😴🥣

You spent years calling everyone else "Sleepy," but now you’re the one nodding off in high-level briefings while the Strait of Hormuz is on fire. Is it the stamina failing, or is your own foreign policy just so boring even you can't stay awake for it?

Maybe that’s why you want Greenland — you’re looking for a giant ice pack to keep you conscious through the 2:00 PM slump. While you’re dreaming of annexation and gold-plated icebergs, the rest of us are paying for the mess you’re literally sleeping through.

Wake up, Don. Or don't — honestly, the country is probably safer when you’re snoring. 🥱

#Trump #Sleep #Greenland #Iran

Donald, we’ve got to talk about the map. 🗺️

You’re out here trying to "86" the sovereignty of Greenland like it’s a failing casino, but you can’t even "Art of the Deal" your way to a stable gas price. We’re paying $5+ a gallon because you’re playing "Battleship" in the Strait of Hormuz, and your only solution is to try and annex a giant ice cube from Denmark? ❄️

Newsflash dumb-ass: Canada doesn't want to be "South Alaska," and the people of Greenland aren't interested in being part of "Red, White, and Blue-land." They’ve seen your balance sheets. They know you’re the only guy who could inherit the Arctic and somehow make the ice melt faster out of pure secondary embarrassment.

You’re not expanding the empire, you’re just a guy whose GPS is stuck in 1840. Stick to trying to buy Buckingham Palace on Zillow and leave the actual countries to the adults.

#Canada #Greenland #Iran #UK

Donald Trump, someone needs to tell you that Google Maps isn't a Zillow listing. 🗺️ 📉

You’re out here trying to buy Greenland like it’s a mid-tier golf course in Dubai, and threatening to turn Canada into the 51st state just because you’re bored of the current 50. It’s not "Manifest Destiny," it’s a manic episode.

Canada doesn't want to be a state. Canadians don't even want to share a ZIP code with your tariffs. And Greenland? Denmark already told you 'no' years ago — you’re basically that guy who won't stop texting his ex asking to buy her house.

Maybe focus on the states you already have instead of trying to play Risk with countries that have better healthcare and higher approval ratings than you. You can't even close a deal with a LEGO set, let alone the Arctic Circle.

Leave the world map alone, Donald.

#Canada #Greenland #Denmark

A colorful Arctic resting place.
https://xiomaro.com/event/greenland/

#photography #xiomaro #Greenland

European State of the Climate 2025

Key Messages:
At least 95% of Europe experienced above-average annual temperatures in 2025.
A record three-week #heatwave affected sub-Arctic #Fennoscandia, with temperatures near to and within the Arctic Circle exceeding 30°C.

#Glaciers in all European regions saw a net mass loss, with #Iceland recording its second-largest glacier loss on record; snow cover was 31% below average; the #Greenland Ice Sheet lost 139 gigatonnes (139 billion tonnes) of ice.

The annual sea surface temperature for the European region was the highest on record, and 86% of the region experienced at least ‘strong’ marine heatwaves.

#Wildfires burnt around 1,034,550 hectares, the largest area on record.

#River flows were below average for 11 months of the year across #Europe, with 70% of rivers seeing below-average annual flows.

#Storms and #flooding affected thousands across Europe, though extreme #rainfall and flooding were less widespread than in recent years.

#Renewables supplied nearly half (46.4%) of Europe’s electricity in 2025, with solar power reaching a new contribution record of 12.5%.

#Biodiversity is vital for a sustainable future, but #ClimateChange is a major cause of its degradation. Climate change and biodiversity are strongly connected within European policy and frameworks.

https://climate.copernicus.eu/esotc/2025/press-resources

#ClimateScience
#ClimateCrisis
#Copernicus

I realized why the #Trump regime is harassing #JamesComey. Trump has confused the terms #eightySix (86) and #deepSix. 86 means to get rid of something, but deep six means to bury, as in a grave, which are typically six feet deep.

This is similar to #AgentOrange confusing terms like…
• #incursion & #excursion
• #Greenland & #Iceland
• #GulfOfMexico & that of "America"
• etc.

The problems are all because of #Trump's #cognitiveDecline.

En postkasse i tyskland var glad I dag! Et af mine postkort ankom efter at have rejst 3256 KM på 111 dage.

A letterbox in germany were happy today! One of my postcards arrived from greenland after travelling 3256 KM in 111 days.

#postcrossing #philately #frimærke #postkort #postcard #stamps #filateli #briefmarken #timbres #tusass #greenland #greenlandpost

So the US military is looking for a ship that can accommodate at least 300 passengers, has a deck capable of landing helicopters, and is to be stationed in the Nuuk (Greenland) area for 30 days?
Somehow I suspect that Trump hasn't completely given up on his plans to conquer Greenland...

https://cruiseindustrynews.com/cruise-news/2026/03/u-s-military-looks-to-charter-passenger-vessel-for-greenland-housing/

#Trump #Greenland #USMilitary