If #houseplants had human careers:

#SpiderPlant: Day Care Manager

#Monstera: Philosophy Professor

#AloeVera: ER Nurse

#Pothos: Software Engineer

#SnakePlant: Miscellaneous Office Worker

#PeaceLilly: Actress

#Fern: Botanist

#JadePlant: Doesn't Work- lives in a monastary

Well, the plant I’ve been nurturing back to health for a year and half, has bloomed.

Here’s a peace lilly for you all.

#PeaceLilly #plants