Donald Trump claims to have scored a 30 out of 30 in a recent cognitive test. Trump bragging that he aced this test, says it showed he was of “extreme intelligence.” Right. Calling the Democrats, the ‘Dumocrats’ (look who’s talking), Trump went on to praise himself, saying it is extremely rare that anyone scores a…
Donald Trump isn’t just a miserable malignant narcissist and a spiraling dementia patient. He’s also a complete failure. He’s so unpopular that his presidency is essentially already over. And he can’t seem to focus at all on the things that are wrong or the things that he’s broken. Now he’s becoming a very, very angry…
I was beginning to wonder lately if I was unduly harsh in my evaluation of Trump as a do-nothing talentless twit. Because when I look back over the 501 days (as I write this) since Trump re-insinuated himself into the Oval Office, and I contemplate the wreckage that used to be the country of my…
City streets are often filled with the hustle and bustle of PEOPLE, all with their own unique stories to tell. People walking across the asphalt may be as different from each other as night and day, except in one specific way. Before I tell you what way that is, let me set the scene. Imagine…
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When Disney wanted to announce that it had revamped its Tower of Terror ride, it went with the slogan “Good news, we made it worse.” The meaning is obvious. Whatever paradoxical enjoyment we get out of being tortured on a thrill ride, that enjoyment presumably goes up if the level of torture goes up. What…
My younger brother and I paid a visit to the Trocadéro in Paris nearly 11 years ago. The place affords a sweeping, beautiful vista of the city with the Eiffel Tower bisecting the view. But we didn’t come for the view. We were there for the history. It was on the very spot we stood…
Yesterday Donald Trump showed everyone what he thinks is most important when he held up a poster comparing the length of the Washington DC reflecting pool to the height of random skyscrapers. When the reporters in the room showed Trump that they weren’t impressed, he pouted and said rude things. Meanwhile, down the street from…
He expected the sweet chimes of victory, and all he got was the loss of the powerless. The headlines varied LITTLE, but were more or less the same: “Iowa hands Trump first major statewide primary loss of 2026.” The Hill (The first, but FAR from the last.) “Trump’s primary endorsement winning streak just ended in…
Once upon a time the most highly qualified candidate in American history ran for president of the United States. How qualified was this candidate to be president, you ask? I’ll tell you. First of all, the candidate was brilliant. So much so that, even though the candidate was born in a conservative household, they became…
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