Fact : no doubt Nicolas Maduro is a fuckhead,
[definitely] and needed to be removed from Venezuela !

But : that's no sufficient excuse though,
[probably] to take him down ;

Big butt : and that's not for the Trumpetist,
[absolutely] to decide on his own !

Reminder : at any given time, each and everyone is
[potentially] someone else's anal fistula !

Conclusion : and therefore should be removed,
[eventually] noone will be blamed !!!

#politics #BewareTheTrumpetist #PainInTheButt #poetry #snow

Do you edit your longer posts? To make sure that you’re under the word count and the post still made sense.

#WordCount #PostEditing #PainInTheButt

Kiddo about gave Mom a heart attack this morning. Mom woke up really early and noticed Kiddo's bedroom light was on. She went to turn it off, bc he does sometimes fall asleep with the lights on, but nope, bed is empty. She hollered up front (his pc is in the front of the house), no answer. Her frantic yelling of his name woke me up as she was searching every room in the place (it wasn't even 6am). I noticed the front door was unlocked, his shoes were not in the shoe rack, and the jacket pile is disturbed, so I figured he probably went for a walk, and where he likely went. So I got dressed, grabbed a headlamp and my purse, and headed out to walk towards the main drag.

Who do I see rounding the bend as I cross the street? Kiddo. With a bag from the Get Go and one of my thermoses. He apparently woke up at the ungodly hour of nope and decided none of the food in the house would do for breakfast. We weren't mad, just reminded him that A) of no one is home or awake, to LEAVE A NOTE! and B) if possible, wake someone up, because we might give him more money than the emergency cash we make sure he has in his wallet to pick up something for us, or tag along.

#PainInTheButt #Kiddo

Okay, so here's something I never figured was a detriment to writing my paper: I type so fast (last clocked at 120 words per minute) that sometimes my word processor can't keep up and it freezes in the middle of a word.

This is not an attempt to flex my typing fingers-er, muscles, btw. It's a legit complaint because it's interrupting the flow of my writing to have to pause every now and then to let Word sort itself out. #PainInTheButt

#shark #attack (er... #ToyShark) "Zuru is aware of 12 reports of children falling or sitting onto the recalled full-size Baby Shark bath toy, resulting in impalement injuries, lacerations and puncture wounds, including to children’s genital, anorectal and facial areas. Nine of the incidents required stitches or medical attention. " ie. kids are going to the ER with after a shark goes up their... er... yeah. #PainInTheButt
been trying to port my phone away from my former company to another one, what a pain in the butt #phoneporting #cellphones #paininthebutt