📰 In today's breaking non-news: Columbia student Mohsen Mahdawi is finally released from custody by a judge who apparently remembered how to do their job 😂. Meanwhile, NBC suggests you use a different browser because IE 11 is as outdated as their #humor 🤦‍♂️.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/judge-orders-columbia-student-mohsen-mahdawi-released-rcna203675 #ColumbiaStudent #Release #FromCustody #OutdatedBrowser #HackerNews #ngated

Nature.com is here to remind you that your current browser is as outdated as your ability to tackle drug-resistant fungal infections. 🕸️💻 But don't worry, while you're busy upgrading Internet Explorer 6 🕵️‍♂️, the fungal apocalypse will wait. 🌿🔬 Who needs CSS when you've got fungi taking over the world? 🌍🍄
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-01177-x #outdatedbrowser #drugresistantfungi #fungalapocalypse #webupgrade #naturecom #HackerNews #ngated

🚨🎉 Breaking News: The browser you're using to read this epic announcement is as outdated as a #MySpace profile. #Upgrade #now or be banished to the digital dark ages of 2025—where even X Corp's own support page can't save you. 🤖📜
https://twitter.com/Steve_Yegge/status/1898993080931611112 #outdatedbrowser #digitaldarkages #XCorp #HackerNews #ngated