Celsius Energy Drink Accidentally Upgraded to Vodka, Productivity Soars Instantly

#VodkaCelsius #EnergyGoneWild #OopsyCans #SoberNotSorry #PartyFoul By: TheJestPress.com **Celsius Energy Drink Cans Accidentally Filled with Vodka in “Energizing” Production Mishap** In a mix-up that has left morning commuters both alarmed and significantly more enthusiastic, thousands of Celsius energy drink cans were found to be secretly harboring vodka after a chaotic production error…

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