For about a week I thought my eczema was coming back on my scalp. Upon further inspection, turns out it's a pretty big patch of solid white hair. At my age I was wondering when it would happen 🙄 👩‍🦳

#hair #oldpeopleproblems

Anyone know of an easy way to do A/B font testing in #CSS? Trying to compare my existing Inclusive Sans with Atkinson Hyperlegible on my snac instance.

I have a tendency to read on my phone, sometimes without my glasses, and Inclusive Sans has made a big difference. Now wondering if Atkinson Hyperlegible will make even more of a difference. #OldPeopleProblems
Inclusive Sans — O.K.

Inclusive Sans is a text typeface designed for legibility and readability. It’s available as an Open Source project, free for use on Google Fonts.

O.K.
Its silly, but i really did just take the time to move all 7 of the little covers on my pill box so that the week begins on Monday like it should. #oldpeopleproblems

oh ya, I love that song. Came out... 2 years ago?

21 years ago.

Maybe I first heard it 2 years ago?

Maybe this time accelerating thing could calm the fuck down? #OldPeopleProblems
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Horse_and_the_Cherry_Tree

Black Horse and the Cherry Tree - Wikipedia

Crap! Lower back seized up this morning. Thankfully, it’s starting to calm down thanks to some Arnika rub and laying on the floor. I’m convinced it’s just leftover #stress manifesting itself. Curling up with my heating pad and hoping for the best in the AM. Nitey Nite #oldpeopleproblems
Hah, as I nodded off on the couch (I blame the sleeping puppy on my lap) and jerked awake to some other screen on my phone, I realized I may have fat-fingered something in the snac interface. Voila, I had muted not one but two people sometime in the past. #OldPeopleProblems

This weird thing has happened again where my eyesight is back to the old glasses' level, i.e. my eyes got better, somehow.

This has happened before, and then they switched back to worse again, and now we're back once more. I have no clue if this is normal or what's happening.

Fortunately my previous glasses are still wearable. Unfortunately I love having varifocals and am now, once again, back to juggling glasses.

#oldPeopleProblems

For my next dental cleaning I will leave my hearing aids at home.

#oldPeopleProblems

I forgot to eat today

#oldPeopleProblems

Hi! Have you heard about people looking for their glasses while they're on their noses? And maybe the tale of that uncle in the 70s who had the whole family looking for his pipe while it was in his mouth, fuming?

I just looked at a to-do list app on my phone and absent mindedly tried to unlock my unlocked phone with the fingerprint reader.

#oldpeopleproblems