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Bringing Clojure programming to Enterprise

How a dialect of LISP can help developping modern enterprise applications

Michelin IT Engineering Blog
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Eventually team #NOTTRENDING returns, and the crew reflects on how they failed at this weeks challenge and how the trap was laid that killed @LanaDelRey

"Maybe if everyone on the teams just worked a little harder." @TroyeSivan commented.

"I hate working, especially on Saturdays." @Xtina commented.

The hour concludes, and team #NOTSELLING is the only team that managed that managed to arrive back with the box in time.

Team #NOTTRENDING never arrived back at the ship, while @TroyeSivan and @Normani of team #NOTSTREAMING arrived back without the box.

Meanwhile on team #NOTTRENDING, they did not make it far away from the ship before @Xtina tripped and fell.

@ParisHilton, @TOP, & @RuPaul tried to pick and heave her up. The clock was ticking.

All three teams will get a map to their pickup location and an hour to get the supplies and return to the ship.

@Madonna takes her teams map, nodding. "I used to use these before GPS!"

@itsryannxox takes his teams map, "This is just like elden rings or something."

Nobody on team #NOTTRENDING can read a map, so that duty falls on @TOP

The third team will be called "#NOTTRENDING" and consist of @ParisHilton, @TOP, @Xtina, & @RuPaul