@itsryannxox awkwardly smiled and waved to @RuPaul, trying to step away from @TOP.

Rupaul waved back, unsure of who Ryan was. “And you are? Oh yeah! Uh.. uh.. You were so much fun on Season 12 I think? You’re giga? Um.. Jack? Uh… Uh Jadavanescence?? Good to see you!”

“Has Season 12 happened yet? I don’t keep track.” Ryan asked, still having Rupaul mistaken for someone else, “Well, I’m glad you’re the one familiar face here instead of the short one or the one obsessed with flamingos.”

The next cast member skipped out of the ship's door.

“Hola!” Björk and Meghan Trainor collaborator @Feoba stepped out of the ship. “Did someone say flamingo? Cause I think it’s time for space to get a little tropical. Now, who brought the sangria?”

"Oh wow, oh wow! Ahhh this is so exciting! It’s great to see you! I'm glad we can both step away from out responsibilities(?) to be here.” @Feoba said to @Itsryanxox.

“If only I can say the same!” Ryan smiled back at Rob. “Why don’t you go and talk to Paul now, and just like, away from me-ish? thanks.”

Suddenly everyone went quiet as the ground began to shake. Waddling out of the ship arrived @Xtina.

“You never thought a legend would walk through, Legend X has arrived on the spaceship."

The other members quietly stared at @Xtina for a few moments before @RuPaul broke the silence, “Well... let us know when a legend arrives!”

Christina approached the other players, not understanding the comment. @ParisHilton smiled and hugged her. “Girl, if you were like 400 pounds lighter we could totally like be like friends!”

"I’m a Chic that can Pose during the Dance Revolution." @Xtina continued... "This is a Glass Haus so don’t throw any stones. From the Moment I Saw You I put my Heart On The Line. I listened to the Voices In My Head and they said Catch This Feeling When The Lights Go Out. So Don’t You Pity Me when I-”

“Are you just referencing all your singles in an attempt to get us to remember any of them?” @ParisHilton asked. “Cause if you were like anyone else, that’d be like so hot.”

“Yes, Yes I am. I love both shoehorning my career into any conversation while simultaneously not wanting to promote it at all." @Xtina stood there as if she had said something profound. "Call it the duality of man. Call it.. The duality of Legend X.”

“Gonna call it the duality of… a man cause that’s all I see in front of me.” @ParisHilton responded.

The door to the ship opens again.

“Reigning DOM(s).” @GrantGustin snapped his fingers as he stepped out, “I've said murders were going to be vicious, but this time they'll be delicious."

@Xtina looked around confused as usual, but upon hearing the word ‘Delicious’ she felt the need to remind people she was on a No. 1 single once.

“Want to hear a fun fact? I was on the song ‘Delicious’, I was a part of it. I was there and I witnessed it. I’ve been a part of many songs before. A lot of people consider me a pioneer in the industry." She lied. (1)

"It’s almost uh a place between in your voice when you yawn and it’s kinda like between a belt and a falsetto and a largo and a lento and a venti coffee. You know, I’m very black and sometimes white. I’m either like HEEEEEY or I’m like heeeeyyy. You know? It’s like.. It’s.. it’s..”

@Xtina looked around to realize that none of the crew were actually paying any attention to her.

The doors to the ship opened once again, and out stepped @HarryStyles,

“Hello, it's Harry Styles. I'm a singer-songwriter who makes music. I'm here hoping I don't die once again, so good day mates!”

@Feoba cheered and ran up to @HarryStyles, hugging him tightly. “Oh my god this is going to be amazing! Ah Styles Ah Boyfriend Ah Grammys”

"I totally agree babe." Harry said, "I'd love for the world to see our love."

The cameras had to cut away again due to censor concerns.

The camera cut back to @itsryannxox who was currently "snuggle u" with @GrantGustin.

“I know you’re married and all that,” Ryan said, “but if you ever feel lonely while on set-”

The door to the ship opened again, and out walked @TroyeSivan.

“Murder is my husband, murder is a god. Murder is the breeze in my hair on the weekend, murder's a relaxing thought. Murder is the winner of last season, coming straight home to me. Me and murder vibe like that.”

@GrantGustin and @itsryannxox instantly put some distance between themselves as @TroyeSivan approached.

“I have to tell you Troye, I’m a huge fan.” Ryan complimented the music idol. “What you did in the Ghostbuster film was stuff of legend.”

“Did I ask?” Troye responded, grabbing Grant’s hand.

@LanaDelRey, pulled away from her vacation, walks out of the ship having put less care in her outfit than she does with her remix single covers.

“Not this again…” She said.

“Lana!” @Feoba approached the songstress, @HarryStyles right besides him. “I have to just thank you. I’m a huge fan. The only reason I signed up for this is because I was struck by your performance in Celebrity Big Brother and that’s when I knew I wanted to get into television. Do you have any advice on becoming a reality tv star?”

“Right now really isn’t the best time to be bothering me Ryan.” She responded.

The doors opened again, the sound of thunder and children weeping in the distance echoed from the ship. Out stepped @Madonna.

“I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore!”

@ParisHilton screamed, “Not the ghost of Christmas future!”

@Madonna waved, walking over to the group. “I’m not saying I’m against this show, I’m a cheque hunter after all, but ‘death’ on my spaceship is giving anti-vegan propaganda and for like, what reason? I think they should really consider "life on my spaceship" instead.”

@Xtina, having found someone who might give her attention, nodded.

“I am in total agreement with whatever you’re saying. By the way, you mentioned being a check hunter. Do you have money? Are you willing to give me any? I’m still in so much debt from not selling a single ticket on my Sunset Strip World Tour.”

“It’s actually quite impressive that you’re even able to be signed to a label at this point. Like… i’m just trying to evaluate the cost slash benefits…” @Madonna responded.

The plethora of he/theys gasped at her threats to “fairy princesses” while @Xtina gasped at her threats to “ugly” people.

“KANDI!” @TOP, having mistaken @NewYork for the love of his life, ran up to her and fell to his knees, clinging onto her legs. “MY QUEEN! I’M SO HAPPY YOU’RE HERE.”

“NOW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?” New York attempted to hit T.O.P. “BACK THE FUCK OFF ME YOU FAIRY PRINCESS FROM HELL!”

The final cast member steps out of the ship, it’s @Normani,

“Instagram model, brand ambassador, influencer, dancer, and sometimes a singer when I feel like it... it's me, Ms. Normani!”

“OH IT’S FUCKING ON SIGHT” @NewYork pushed @TOP off of her, going to swing at @Normani, however, @LanaDelRey grabbed her and held her back.

"Alright, now that everyone is here why don't we get on to today's task." Lana attempted to intervene.

@NewYork managed to get @LanaDelRey off of her.

"I WOULD LIKE TO REAR UP, AND JACKKNIFE MY LEGS, AND KICK YOU ALL IN THE FUCKING JAW WITH MY FOOT BONE. I WISH MY FUCKING FOOT WOULD GO RIGHT THROUGH YOUR SKULL. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CORNER A BITCH. I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. YOU CORNER ME AND I’LL FUCKING STAB THROUGH YOU. I’LL STAB THROUGH YOU."

"Did you drink before this?" Lana asked.

All three teams will get a map to their pickup location and an hour to get the supplies and return to the ship.

@Madonna takes her teams map, nodding. "I used to use these before GPS!"

@itsryannxox takes his teams map, "This is just like elden rings or something."

Nobody on team #NOTTRENDING can read a map, so that duty falls on @TOP

@Feoba appeared excited that he was the only male cast member on the team with @GrantGustin

"So like, what are your views on monogomy? I mean, I'm pretty flexible."

"WILL YOU TWO FAIRY PRINCESSES SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON WALKING HERE." @NewYork politely said.

Meanwhile on team #NOTTRENDING, they did not make it far away from the ship before @Xtina tripped and fell.

@ParisHilton, @TOP, & @RuPaul tried to pick and heave her up. The clock was ticking.

Meanwhile on team #NOTSELLING, @itsryannxox lead the way with the map.

"Do you think there will be any deaths so early into the season?" @Normani asked.

"I don't think so. At least not either of us, between our strong personalities we're great cast members for this show." @HarryStyles responded.

"Does anyone think this episode isn't really funny or? I'm just saying we're a bit tired." @itsryannxox asked, stepping on a tripwire between two trees.

"Ryan are you serious?" @LanaDelRey pushes Ryan out of the way as a coconut falls from the tree, hitting Lana on the head.

Both @itsryannxox and @HarryStyles shrieked and ran back towards the ship.

"Figures..." @TroyeSivan mumbled to himself.

The hour concludes, and team #NOTSELLING is the only team that managed that managed to arrive back with the box in time.

Team #NOTTRENDING never arrived back at the ship, while @TroyeSivan and @Normani of team #NOTSTREAMING arrived back without the box.