Denmark Zoo Launches Small Pet Donation Program, Predators Prepare Gourmet Feast

#SatiricalNews #BreakingMeows #TinyPetsBigDinner #NotSoFurryFriends #HarshFoodChain By: TheJestPress.com **Denmark Zoo Asks People to Donate Small Pets as “Enriching” Predator Meals; Local Hamsters Sleep with One Eye Open** In a move that has both bewildered animal lovers and thrilled bored lions, the Copenhagen Carnivore Center has issued a plea unlike any before: They’re asking the…

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