Belated Merry Christmas everyone! In a Boxing Day in the wrong hemisphere for cricket or sailing, I've taken myself to the ice hockey. They're incredible, so fast!

Also wtf, can anyone explain day 1 of the Boxing Day test? 20 wickets?! Thank god this England team are so rubbish.

#BoxingDay #NotCricket #AdlerMannheim #FürMannheim #SpielTag

‘Tis the season for umpires to oh-so-coherently burble FRMBLRN-TWRLMY. #NotCricket
Fuck sake. Sitting in a "quite" hotel lobby (three of us). One is having a facetime with what sounds like their whole village in eastern Europe, and another is blasting out what sounds like air traffic control in America. Me, I'm sitting here quietly seething on BlueSky #tossers #notcricket
Bluesky

Bluesky Social
And now, the all-important Zorb bowling. #NotCricket
There, that's better. #cricket #NotCricket In other news, bought a ticket to a county game for tomorrow. 🙂 #ProperCricket #CountyCricket