Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor
Jeff JessieAbsolutely love doing planning for a new sprint and sitting through a refinement process while trying to assign tickets. Waste of time. #heldhostage #productivityGone #notScrum #notAgile
FRaNKy RBBSAnd the departures / gate info screen shows EVERY SINGLE FLIGHT leaving today plus those from tomorrow morning.
Bruh I don't need to know the gate of the bird that left for Madeira this morning at 9am...
Neither that the 7:05 to Madrid tomorrow morning does not have a gate assigned yet.
This thing takes way too long to cycle thru its screens.
Mark Kilby (he/him)@qrquartel @DianaOfPortland I saw SAFe rearing it's ugly head in 2011 and knew then it was only to pacify late adopters who only wanted to re-lable current actions as "agile”. Still not a fan. I've cleaned up many of those train wrecks over the years. #agile #notagile
!JDA HAS MOVED!Thank Zeus the "sprint" tracking meeting is over. I am "glad" to find out we are 61% done with our tickets - phew! Of course, that number just means we have "charged" 61% of the hours "estimated" in each ticket. And if you think that's how close we are to finishing, I have a bridge somewhere around here you can buy. #agile #notagile #softwaredev
Jaime VisserWhen your tax authorities are working on a national standard to "objectively measure the performance and output of Agile teams" and the workgroup only contains "Agile" coaches, CTO's, Release Train Engineers and other management/consultant roles you just know this is going to be another massive waste of government funds.
cc @allenholub
Alvaro Jose
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