These total cuties are removing my toilet. #NotAEuphamism
@AlexWolfe Haha, I did wonder if I should have used a #NotAEuphamism hashtag or something 😅
It’s banjo maintenance day! #NotAEuphamism
Profound thought: Last time I had some grape nuts must be in excess of 25 years ago.
#GrapeNuts #NotGrapes #NotAEuphamism
My pastrami has shipped. #NotAEuphamism
@LordIffyBoatrace I think only Meatloaf can pull it off #notaeuphamism #totp
@kickpedal Judges? *pause while awaiting determination*


Oh, I’m sorry. That is incorrect. It has been offered that perhaps you’ve not yet had a “proper” nog. #notaeuphamism