Wait... Was Britney Spears' 'Toxic' Written About an Irish TV Veterinarian??

A British gossip newsletter called "Pop Bitch" has sent a corner of the internet into chaos with a plausible tidbit involving the song's writer, Cathy Dennis.

Jezebel
Gutted I'm missing #StrictlyComeDancing and that I forgot to set record...for which #Ting Cat is totally useless when asked to do for me (he even resists answering the phone), preferring to watch #NoelFitzpatrick #SuperVet on never-ending time-loop... #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #MoggieHoggieTV #FelineGroovy
#PussComesToShove