As I don't use Microsoft products, and avoid "AI" at all cost, I hadn't seen this until now.

Microsoft's terms of use for CoPilot says the quiet part out loud to preempt legal issues, that "yes, the bullshit machine we crowbarred into Windows, MS Office, and Github is just for entertainment purposes".

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-copilot/for-individuals/termsofuse

Ergo, "AI" is not a tool, but a toy.

It is literally a Magic Eightball crossed with a Tamagotchi, which you can't escape if you use Windows.

#noAI #NoPilot #Luddism

MICROSLOP — Microsoft's AI Slop Manifesto

MICROSLOP: A manifesto tracking Microsoft's AI slop flooding the internet.

I'm just loving all the #microslop related hashtags springing up. It's streisand-effect-tastic.

Here's a new one from me: #SlopyaNadella

And this page is brilliant: https://microslop.com

#slopilot #nopilot #microsoft #aislop #sloperators

MICROSLOP — Microsoft's AI Slop Manifesto

MICROSLOP: A manifesto tracking Microsoft's AI slop flooding the internet.

The Drill Down with Ahmad and James is going live in 40 minutes!

Tune in this week for our discussion called "Copilot or Nopilot?" in which we will break down the pros and cons of using Copilot in Microsoft Fabric.

https://lnkd.in/gJf34iGU

#Copilot #Nopilot #MicrosoftFabric #PowerBI #TheDrillDown

The Drill Down with Ahmad & James: Copilot or Nopilot | LinkedIn

Microsoft Fabric’s Copilot will be available for ALL F SKUs at the end of this month — but before you get started, you need to know what you’re signing up for! On this week’s episode of The Drill Down with Ahmad & James, we break down: ✅ What Fabric Copilot's expansion means for your organization ✅ Hidden admin settings you should know about ✅ Capacity consumption (and cost implications) ✅ Real-world use cases for developers AND end-users ✅ Critical privacy and security considerations

I hate this so much

#copilot #nopilot